You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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