I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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