The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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