But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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