i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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