Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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