i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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