You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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