Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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