we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
pray to the hookup gods
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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