Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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