you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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