It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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