his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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