I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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