I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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