I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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