I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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