I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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