Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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