if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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