how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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