oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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