so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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