somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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