So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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