Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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