I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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