How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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