they need to just BURY HIM!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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