I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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