You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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