New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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