Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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