Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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