It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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