My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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