I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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