Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just got carded by a ten year old.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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