I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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