I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
