South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You pole danced in your parka.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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