Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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