so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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