I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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