How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
