i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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