He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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