She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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