If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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