was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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