the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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