i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm too high and old for this...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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