oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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