Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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