like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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